"Wanna Take A Retard Test?"

Published 2007-08-20 07:00 by Abscissa in General

Originally posted: August 20th, 2007

Alright, pop quiz time for all you fast food clerks out there:

1. Someone is standing ten feet back away from the counter and staring at the menu.

Question: Are they ready to order?

2. Someone placed their order and didn't say "I want a combo."

Question: Do they want a combo?

If you answered "yes" to either: It's clear why you're still stuck in the fast food world.

If you answered "no" to both: Don't hesitate to apply for that real job you've been wanting. You're clearly ahead of the game already.

To demonstrate I'm not just a clerk-hater, but rather an equal opportunity idiot-hater, here's a brain-twister for the customers:

You walk into Wendy's instead of McDonald's.

Question: Do they have anything named "Chicken McNuggets"? Explain why or why not.

Hint: "Chicken McNuggets".