Many people[1] have asked me, in response to my previous post, "I'm a drooling moron and I still don't understand how your 'Makes Sense / Doesn't Fucking Make Sense' game is played." Of course, that's not even a question, dipshit, which gives you an idea of just how stupid hypothetical people are.
Lack of actual question aside, here's how the game is played:
Right before I win, I say awesome techno-like stuff that shows the honeys[2] just how gigantic my technology-dick is. They writhe in ecstasy imagining it, and then BAM! It gets smacked in their face. The immense force of my crotch log moving at mach 4 cracks their skull, and then they orgasm just because that's so damn manly. Then I win because, as I said, this all happens right before I win.
This, of course, is nothing but a cheap and inferior Maddox rip-off. Fortunately, pointing that out myself makes it not cheap, but totally ok. Awesome!
0 people say a shameless Maddox ripoff is incomplete without a counter that makes a witty (and awesome) remark about the visitors
[1] Nobody.
[2] To be clear, "honeys" is a euphemism for "those little plastic bears at the grocery store with delicious honey inside, yum". Not "women". Yes, it makes more sense this way. Because I said so.
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