Originally posted: August 20th, 2007
(Note from July 2010: It's been nearly three years and, naturally, I've calmed down. But guess what? I still stand by every word of this.)
If you're thinking of going to college and you don't financially have a free ride, then DON'T, you stupid motherfucker. It's ruined me, and it'll ruin you.
Anyone who tells you you need college is lying dumbshit ass. If you come across anyone like that, do the world a favor and beat the fuck out of the stupid motherfucker instead of being retarded enough to listen to them like I did.
"Stay in school": It's fucking bullshit propaganda spread by greedy banks and schools.
Anyone who says most jobs require a degree is a liar: Most jobs say "or equivalent experience", which is far cheaper and faster to get. (Shit, have you SEEN the blatant incompetence of the average Computer Science graduate?)
Let me put it another way: Do YOU honestly think you'll be able to pay US$750/month for ten to twenty years JUST on loan repayments alone starting only six months after leaving school? I sure as shit can't. But do you think the motherfucking suits at the bank give a crap? Fuck no. Those motherfuckers would rather bleed me dry, leave me for dead, and move on to their next batch of freshman victims.
At this point, I would have no problem going into default and never using credit again, just to spite those fucks. But the only way I could get the loans (loans that were the only way I could afford college) involved having my parents cosign, and they just don't deserve to be dragged into same boat as me.
So don't make the same mistake I made: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF SCHOOL.
(I normally say a lot of things tongue-in-cheek. This is NOT one of them.)
0 comments for "Stay Out of School"
There are currently no comments.