On behalf of all software developers in the world, allow me respond:
FUCK...
...YOU!!!
Think back to the last time you took your car to the mechanic and simply said "My car...it doesn't work." Or better yet, "Some other people said this car doesn't work!"
Oh wait, nobody does that. That's because it's moronic and everyone knows damn well how enormously retarded it would be.
Alright, so when was the last time you went to your doctor and told them: "Doctor, doctor, my body isn't working right!" Uhh...what isn't working right? I mean, aside from an obvious case of the stupids. What the fuck are your symptoms? Oh wait, I forgot: I'm apparently omniscient, so let me just read the mountain of dung that's sitting where your mind should have been.
No, no...don't bother stringing together meaningful words to form coherent ideas into meaningful messages. Allow me to make guesses at what the shit you're blathering on about for you.
For your own sake, so your brainless antics don't eventually manage to trigger a homicidal reaction (which will undoubtedly render your original computer problem very much irrelevant): You need to be aware that whenever you use the two words "...doesn't work...", then no matter how polite the reply is, no matter how polite they have ever been, at that point, in their head if not out loud in their office, they are screaming at you: "FUCK...YOU!!!" And if a developer tells you they don't think that: They are lying.
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