Apple: Final Proof The US Is Completely Corrupt

Published 2012-09-13 00:52 by Abscissa in General

Apple has successfully solidified the *cough*legitimacy of software patents. Welcome to 1984. Who needs SOPA to destroy freedom when we have Apple?

I take back what I said about Steve Jobs. I'm glad the fucker's finally a rotting corpse. What I'm not glad about is that 1. It took so goddamn long for the bastard to die, 2. He didn't suffer more, and 3. The rest of Apple is still allowed to live freely after blatantly murdering any last chance of true freedom.

Any Apple employee with any shred of moral integrity would be jumping ship by now. Any who choose remain, for any rationalization, are now necessarily every bit as evil as Jobs was. And that's a hell of a lot.

And no, this is not any form of threat, you dumb shits.

The only good that could come of this is that Android might actually be forced to be less of a piece of shit by aping fewer of Apple's retarded ideas. But this total corruption of the formerly free world is far too high a price for such a trivial win.

R.I.P. Justice and Freedom: Died August 2012, not at the hands of terrorists, but at the hands of Apple, all thanks to the personal grudge of a dead CEO.

I hope you iWhores all choke to death on your phones. We have all of you to thank for this mess, after all.