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10. The name "PHP" is an acronym that stands for "Perpetually Horrid Programming".
9. PHP is the world's only Esolang to be used in actual production software.
8. Every time you create a variable in PHP, three puppies are killed.
7. PHP is not FDA-approved to diagnose, treat or cure any disease.
6. PHP was originally created as a practical joke. It grew out of hand because the memo announcing "April Fools!" was accidentally sent through a PHP mailing script and was thus never actually received.
5. You loose five strands of hair for every minute you spend writing PHP code. You do the math.
4. PHP is not, strictly speaking, kosher for Passover.
3. Historians believe Joseph Stalin had been a major early supporter of PHP.
2. PHP is the world's leading cause of impotence.
1. Thirty Helens agree: "PHP is for the birds!"
Bonus: PHP is a fractal of bad design.
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