Linux: Offers five thousand choices for everything, none of them well-polished.
OSX: Expensive, straight-jacketed, proprietary and often overlooked by third parties.
Ubuntu Unity: Goofy OSX clone with even fewer options. Really just Linux.
BSD: Expert-only Linux-ish with minimal third party support.
Plan 9: Minimal uptake, and therefore irrelevant.
BeOS: Effectively dead and irrelevant.
Amiga: Effectively dead and irrelevant.
OS/2: Long since dead and irrelevant.
Solaris/QNX: Newly dead and still irrelevant.
NeXTSTEP/IRIX: Also dead and irrelevant.
Haiku/Minix/Hurd: Alive and irrelevant.
Chrome OS: A web browser as an OS. Are you fucking kidding me?
iOS: It's freaking iOS for godssakes.
Android: It's freaking iOS with a system-level VM for godssakes.
CyanogenMod: Android sans straight-jacketing.
Blackberry 10: Proprietary straight-jacketing and minimal third part support.
Windows Phone 8: Proprietary straight-jacketing, minimal third part support and butt-ugly.
Windows Phone Pre-8: Effectively dead and irrelevant.
WebOS: Undead and irrelevant.
PalmOS: I love it. But it's outdated, abandoned, and therefore useless. Graffiti v2 sucked - thanks Xerox.
MeeGo: Replaced by Taizen.
Bada: Replaced by Taizen.
Taizen: Nearly at 3.0 and you still can't obtain it. Encourages HTML5 as an applications platform, presumably as some sort of sick joke.
Symbian: A flip-phone OS isn't exactly much of an OS. Did anybody ever know there was a smartphone version? No matter, it's dead now.
All that said, I still use both Windows and Linux, I intend to get an Android/CyanogenMod device again, and there's some others I'm keeping an eye on. Obviously most OSes have their good points, too. And I'll use what I need to, when I need to, if I need to, and bitch as much as I damn well choose to. Still, that doesn't mean OSes don't all suck anyway.
4 comments for "All OSes Suck"
LOL!
Do you have a similar rant on computer languages too!?
Yah let's have a rant on computer languages too!
in the Windows quip, should "though" really be "through"?
>in the Windows quip, should "though" really be "through"?
Indeed it should! Thanks, fixed.